ABOUT
Chris spent his childhood in Southern California playing with GI Joes and watching the A-Team on prime time television. Later, he was labeled an average cadet at the United States Air Force Academy by the Dean of Faculty. While on active duty, he made beautiful emails. The Officer Performance Reports he wrote about himself stratified him as a rising star among his peers. Then one day after Squadron Officer School, he resigned his commission.
Years passed and Chris taught himself how to design, print, and cut stickers for people who make fun mandatory.
